Saturday, 9 April 2016

Essex Craft Beer Review: Hot XXX Buns from Brentwood Brewing Company

Welcome to the sexist marketing conventions. I am even-star and I am ashamed to have this beer on The Beer in Review. Today's review is for the poorly thought out craft beer Hot XXX Buns from Brentwood Brewing Company.

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Fucking SIDE EYE for you Brentwood. Side. Eye. You really let me down with this. I love your beers. You are a great representative for Essex beer. But seriously. What the ever loving eff you see kay is with that pump clip. It must be one of the worst I have EVER seen. And really, we don't get a lot of this kind of thing on UK pump clips.

You could have at least toned down SOME of the objectification by giving the woman a head. But this is so offensive to me, and a lot of other ADULT HUMANS, why would you still be putting stuff like this out. In the 21st century. A century in which women go to pubs and drink beer and don't want to see soft porn at the bar while creepy doods stare at their boobs. Ugh.

This is probably going to get me a warning from Google for posting pornography or something. Or I will get like a million views and be trolled by crazy misogynists on twitter.

I almost didn't want to give this beer the review it deserves because of this bull shit but this is the first time I have ever seen anything like this from Brentwood so I will let them off with a warning and tell you:

Hot XXX Buns was a dark amber bitter. Spicy and bitter with cinnamon sweetness. A woody floral like lavender, a bit of fennel and coffee. Cloves and nutmeg.

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